posted by Dani on Jan 4
UBER + MENSCH asked:
I’ve had to teach many a girl how to do it and I’m getting sick of it. No teeth, no hands ladies!
Wow there are some serious homosexuals on here that haven’t left the closet yet…..
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I’ve had to teach many a girl how to do it and I’m getting sick of it. No teeth, no hands ladies!
Wow there are some serious homosexuals on here that haven’t left the closet yet…..
Hot adult dating
January 5th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
good luck, its like talking to a wall.
January 6th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Sure - that is the first thing I would teach my daughter as she ventures out into the big bad world. Hope you have kids one day, and your daughter you can send to fellatio college. The questions get stranger on here by the day.
January 9th, 2009 at 9:06 am
You should have gotten a handbook on being a “Man”….Get over yourself…..poor girls.
January 12th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Do you enjoy showing them, how its done and does the guy you’re doing it to, enjoy it also.
January 14th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
You had to teach many a girl………….. lolololololololol
Many a girl???????
So what are you doing in here all frustrated, if you can have so many a girl???????????
lolololololol
January 17th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Only if boys get books teaching them how to be gentlemen
January 20th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Only if boys do to. (Can we assume from your self-righteous attitude that a girl’s never had to tell you what to do?)
January 22nd, 2009 at 7:23 am
Well you should have read the handbook. If you are “teaching” and not allowing hands, or the judicious and sensual use of teeth, then you are definitley uninformed and inept at fellation. It’s disturbing that such an unqualified rube is assuming the role of a professional.
January 24th, 2009 at 3:32 am
Yes they should why not if its free. A relationship isnt about sex though. If you want a relationship find a good girl, if you want good sex, well you get what you pay for ;-).
January 27th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Who says we all have to fellate? If you want it that bad, get some exercise, increase your flexibility, and do it yourself.
January 30th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
thre trick is always look the guy in his eyes the whole time,and use your hands for something else
February 1st, 2009 at 6:02 pm
I think that other men would be far better at it than a woman ever could - after all, they would know from personal experience exactly what it is that men enjoy. From this moment forward, I suggest you drop women altogether. Absolutely, totally and unequivocally. I’ve read other posts of yours and you seem so desperately UNHAPPY about the way you are being “SERVICED”.
Yep, that THE ANSWER: who but ANOTHER MAN would SEVICE you BEST!
“Wow there are some serious homosexuals on here that haven’t left the closet yet…..” YES INDEED SO DON’T JUST WASTE YOUR TIME BITCHN’ ON YAHOO; GET OUT THERE AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
February 3rd, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Sure, why not. But you also have to give the guys the handbooks on how to properly perform cunnilingus, intercourse (the emphasis is on PROPERLY), the arts of conversation, foreplay, and how to achieve true intimacy…shall I go on? Stop your whining and just be happy that you get to teach someone what you like.
February 5th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Oh, totally. More people need good oral sex skills. We can pass out books to the boys, too. You would not believe how many guys out there lack basic knowledge of anatomy! You think you have it tough? At least your happy spot is obvious and out there for everyone to see.
February 8th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Yeah, I hate it when they don’t even know that their hands should be inside my rectum, clapping.
February 11th, 2009 at 11:39 am
When women turn 18 they should be given YOUR photo with a warning sign to STAY AWAY from this oinky male who thinks that females are some sort of sucking machines put on earth to service him.
Get a hooker and stop bothering women. Ironically, I’ll bet YOU “suck” at “servicing” women for the VERY SAME REASONS.
February 11th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Only if guys get the same handbook on how to please their women. I think communication is important. Women can’t read minds, tell them what you like.
However, I think it depends on the man. Some guys like teeth and hands.
HTH : )
February 13th, 2009 at 4:09 am
umm…no hands? you have to use hands for anything over 6 inches…poor baby..do you have a small one?
dont worry..size doesnt matter…really…
February 15th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
I think a better idea is an instructional video. And you, obviously being such an expert, are just the person to do the demonstrations. All techniques, “tricks”, and “no-no’s” should be demonstrated by you on many, many men, (as various anatomical qualities play a key role in proper “execution.”) Think of the “service” you’d be doing to mankind! You’d be a hero among men!