How do I get people to ask me about my penis?

posted by Dani on Jan 19

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Leonard Shire asked:


I have an above-average sized penis. I cannot think of a way to bring this up in conversation.

So far all I have come up with is making up flimsy pretenses to brag about it on the internet.

Please help.

Imsizzling.com

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7 Comments to “How do I get people to ask me about my penis?”

  1. Aquariusbabe Says:
    January 23rd, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    no one cares about ur penis

  2. Suns Lover 13 Says:
    January 24th, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    You don’t bring it up in a conversation.

  3. bret.sinclair Says:
    January 27th, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    You need help.

  4. amanda Says:
    January 28th, 2009 at 5:35 am

    why would you wanna bring that up?

  5. Hezbolluesbrother Says:
    January 31st, 2009 at 3:38 am

    Be sarcastic about it? Use funny hyperbole?

  6. Cleo Says:
    February 3rd, 2009 at 7:55 am

    Wear a button that says

    ASK ME ABOUT MY PENIS!

  7. Slim S Says:
    February 6th, 2009 at 4:40 am

    Whip it out and jack off in a chicks face. Boo yah!

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