posted by Dani on Jan 26
Alyssa asked:
I need to enlarge my penis by at least half an inch by the end of today. Need any home remedies or clever ideas that will enlarge me by that much but not use weights or pills.
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I need to enlarge my penis by at least half an inch by the end of today. Need any home remedies or clever ideas that will enlarge me by that much but not use weights or pills.
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January 30th, 2009 at 4:41 am
You could lie about its size. Who will call you on that? Why do you have this bizarre task anyway?
January 31st, 2009 at 10:13 am
For the BILLIONTH time you can not.
February 3rd, 2009 at 12:54 am
get a hard on, it is bigger that way. try porn
February 3rd, 2009 at 6:40 am
There is nothing you can do to increase your penis size. Any of those ads you read that tell you their product can increase the size of your penis only increase the size of their bank accounts.
Learn to use what you have more efficiently.
February 3rd, 2009 at 10:02 pm
might sound funny but one of my guy friends made his bigger and i seen it before and after!
he stretched it while masterbating. in different directions and he put soy products in his diet. it worked for him it made him 1 2/3in bigger.
February 6th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
That’s a really unusual sort of thing to actually, for-real ‘need’, buddy.
Not even a little be possible.
You can make the flaccid length of your un-erect penis with pulling and stretching, but the erect length pretty much set.
It should be noted that the tissue that engorges with blood that makes the penis extends back into your pelvis by about 3 to 4 inches. I imagine that you could pretend to have extra length by pushing back on the mon pubis and surrounding tissue.
You really need to find any site regarding ‘puppetry of the penis.’ That might give you a little perspective, I think.
February 9th, 2009 at 8:25 am
okay, i will tell you….first you have to prepare yourself mentally
so,standing on one foot (preferrably the left) make two hops while singing “i’m a little tea pot” as loud as you can. when you get to the bit about the handle,give said organ;i.e. your penis, a nice firm tug…does that sound stupid to you? yeah i thought so…you can see where i’m going with this right? If any one of us had that answer, WE WOULD BE RICH AND TOO BUSY TO BE SITTING HERE TELLING YOU HOW TO DO IT FOR FREE…..sheesh
February 12th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Ok, here’s what you do. Get a ticket for a Concorde trip to Morocco. Find a guide when you get there. Ask them to take you to the highest mountain there. You will need to climb to the top and start searching for a deep hole in the ground. It will only be about 4 inches wide when you find it. You need to dig this hole out so you can enter. You see, this hole is made by the mythical Cocbigatoo. You need to get all the way down into that hole. At the end you will find an egg. Eat it immediately and you will miraculously gain an extra 2 inches to your junk. Happy hunting.
February 13th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
jack off for 2 hrs straight every night.